walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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