I wannas sexs uuuuu
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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