'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
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