Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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