...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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