He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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