he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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