I'll bet she douches with gravy.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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