i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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