Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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