Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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