spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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