You really coming over, don't trick.
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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