butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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