exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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