Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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