i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i used baking grease as lip gloss
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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