kristin has been a bad kristin
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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