did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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