What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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