There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
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