They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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