Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
