You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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