Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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