do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
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