Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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