i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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