Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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