Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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