That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Randomize
