No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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