tell your sister to shave her snatch
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Randomize
