You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Randomize
