Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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