I'm drive I can fine osifer
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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