I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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