so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Randomize
