How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
