Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
they need to just BURY HIM!
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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