the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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