YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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