school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
