yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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