I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Randomize
