If that was your dad, he is hot
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Randomize
