What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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