I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
How's work?
Spinning.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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