Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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