do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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