I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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