She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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