Don't you send me to vm
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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