I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
