Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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