Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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