Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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