No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Found the puke drawer
How external is "for external use only"?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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