No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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