suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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