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I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
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